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Category authors aged 15 and under
Name: Albert Einstein Author: Andrej Čanecký, 14 years, Stupava (public rating 138 points, professionals rating: 32 points)
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Name: You put on weight again? Author: Lenka Homolová, 13 years, Nové Mesto nad Váhom (public rating: 115 points, professionals rating: 29 points)
- Darling, I think, you underrated your volume!?
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Name: Femal attraction Author: Lenka Homolová, 13 years, Nové Mesto nad Váhom (public rating: 99 points, professionals rating: 26 points)
- You can let go - we will see how attractive you are.
Authors' commentary The action of bodies is always mutual. The force with which the Earth attracts the body is equal to the force which the body attracts the Earth. If the mass of the body is neglectable in comparison to the mass of the Earth, the attraction will express in the movement of the body. The movement of the Earth is not measurable.
Name: Optical phenomenon Author: Dominika Figurová, 15 years, Žilina (public rating: 69 points, professionals rating: 30 points)
Authors' commentary What is the easiest way to verify the "Doppler effect" in everyday live? Go out in the evening and look at the cars. If they come closer, you see yellow lights. If they go away, you see the red ones.
Name: Parkovanie Author: Dominika Figurová, 15 years, Žilina (public rating: 54 points, professionals rating: 29 points)
Authors' commentary How can we recognize a quantum mechanic and a common mechanic? The quantum mechanic can park his car in his garage without opening the door.
Name: Breaking the atom! Author: Michaela Staníková, 15 years, Žilina (public rating: 45 points, professionals rating: 30 points)
During one physics lesson: - Children, who broke the atom? No response. Head of school enters the class. The teacher complains: Do you hear? Nobody knows who broke the atom. Head of school: It doesn’t matter. Everybody will pay!
Category authors aged 15 and under
Name: Pascals' hide-and-seek Author: Juraj Vašek, 15 years, Žilina (public rating: 65 points, professionals rating: 27 points)
Name: Barometer - weather glass Author: Dominika Stupňanová, 14 years, Žilina (public rating: 64 points, professionals rating: 27 points)
- How can we measure a height of school building using a barometer? - We can tide it up on a piece of string, drop it from the building roof and measure a length of a string. - And how else can you apply your knowledge of physic? - Well, we can drop that barometer from a roof and measure the time until it reaches ground and calculate a height. - No, no, no I mean some other method. The teacher is always unsatisfied so finally student is losing his temper: - I will go to caretaker and I will promise him that nice barometer if he tell me how tall is our school building.
The winning jokes according to public rating:
Name: Snowmen Author: Michal Haviar, 14 years, Žilina (public rating: 116 points, professionals rating: 26 points)
Category authos aged 16-19
Name: Hair studio Authors: Marián Máté, Daniel Adam, 18 years, Bratislava (public rating: 98 points, professionals rating: 20 points)
Authors commentary: This is a new revolutionary hair studio that is very cheap and easy to use. Just take two nails, put them in a plug and hold on. The effect will be immediate. We do not take responsibility for secondary effects.
Name: Physics lesson Author: Lenka Jesenská, 17 years, Žilina (public rating: 86 points, pofessionals rating: 19 points)
At the physic lesson: “Today, we are going to learn about the laws of gravity.” - “BORING” After the physic lesson: ” Let’s try a law of gravity.” - “Some laws should be a government secret!”
Name: Slap Author: Anne Bondová, 17 years, Ivanka pri Dunaji (public rating: 54 points, professionals rating: 15 points)
Author's commentary: A hand is slapping a face. A face is slapping a hand. Each action activate a reaction of the same intensity, but in opposite order. The forces act always in pairs.
No more jokes were submitted in the category "Authors aged 16-19"
Category authors aged 20 and more - amateurs in physics
Name: Fish Author: Michal Jedinák, Dlhá nad Oravou (public rating: 109 points, professionals rating: 27 points)
Author's commentary: Fish are very healthy because they contain iron amongst other things. So if you don’t have enough iron you should go and catch yourself a fish with a lot of iron in it The best way to it, is by using a magnet.
Name: Newtons' cradle Author: Michal Jedinák, Dlhá nad Oravou (public rating: 108 points, professionals rating: 27 points)
Authors' commentary: Great scientists had a hard childhood. And poor Newton then had an apple fall on his head.
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